Ashley: It’s a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.
Hannah: So what, I can’t dance on his grave?
Hanna: Excuse me. Hello? Janet!
Hanna: Hi! I’m Hanna, I’m a friend of Caleb’s.
Janet: Oh. That’s nice, hun. I’m sorry I’m in a hurry…
Hanna: This won’t take long. I just want to let you know that I know about your deal with Caleb.
Hanna: You know what I’m talking about… and it’s gonna have to stop. […] Do you see that lady over there? That’s my mom. She’s also a senior partner at the firm Dolce, Gabbana & Lebowitz, so I suggest that you give Caleb his money and continue to give him his money until he turns 18, or I’ll have to unleash Erin Brockobitch on you and haul your butt into court.
“It’s not a secret, it’s a bombshell! Like a nucular.”
“It’s nuclear. Nuclear.”
asintokillamockingbird asked : Aria Montgomery or Hanna Marin