TOP 1O LINES FROM S1 | in no particular order

TOP 1O LINES FROM S1 | in no particular order



thetardis:

thelighthouseisanaccident:

 #bitch  you think ‘the oncoming storm’ is anything to be scared of? do you even  know what they call me in my dimension? they don’t call me anything  because they don’t even know what’s hit them until after they’re DEAD. #if  you call this woman a mary sue one more time i will ip another hole in  the fabric of the universe just to watch you choke on an overflow of my  words explaining why she’s the most fierce of all the space wives. she  makes cpt kirk look like a butterfly #rose tyler gives me all the groinal feelings #dw
Perfect tags are perfect

Ollie: Pure truth.

thetardis:

thelighthouseisanaccident:

#bitch you think ‘the oncoming storm’ is anything to be scared of? do you even know what they call me in my dimension? they don’t call me anything because they don’t even know what’s hit them until after they’re DEAD. #if you call this woman a mary sue one more time i will ip another hole in the fabric of the universe just to watch you choke on an overflow of my words explaining why she’s the most fierce of all the space wives. she makes cpt kirk look like a butterfly #rose tyler gives me all the groinal feelings #dw

Perfect tags are perfect

Ollie: Pure truth.



Hanna: Excuse me. Hello? Janet!Janet: Yeah?Hanna: Hi! I’m Hanna, I’m a friend of Caleb’s.Janet: Oh. That’s nice, hun. I’m sorry I’m in a hurry…Hanna: This won’t take long. I just want to let you know that I know about your deal with Caleb. Janet: Deal? Hanna: You know what I’m talking about… and it’s gonna have to stop. […] Do you see that lady over there? That’s my mom. She’s also a senior partner at the firm Dolce, Gabbana & Lebowitz, so I suggest that you give Caleb his money and continue to give him his money until he turns 18, or I’ll have to unleash Erin Brockobitch on you and haul your butt into court. 

Hanna: Excuse me. Hello? Janet!
Janet: Yeah?
Hanna: Hi! I’m Hanna, I’m a friend of Caleb’s.
Janet: Oh. That’s nice, hun. I’m sorry I’m in a hurry…
Hanna: This won’t take long. I just want to let you know that I know about your deal with Caleb.
Janet: Deal?
Hanna: You know what I’m talking about… and it’s gonna have to stop. […] Do you see that lady over there? That’s my mom. She’s also a senior partner at the firm Dolce, Gabbana & Lebowitz, so I suggest that you give Caleb his money and continue to give him his money until he turns 18, or I’ll have to unleash Erin Brockobitch on you and haul your butt into court. 





missarchiecookie:

“Joffrey puts my father in chains, now he wants his ass kissed?”

missarchiecookie:

“Joffrey puts my father in chains, now he wants his ass kissed?”






- What about dr. Song? She dove off a rooftop!- Don’t worry! She does that. Amy, Rory, open all the doors to the swimming pool!

- What about dr. Song? She dove off a rooftop!
- Don’t worry! She does that. Amy, Rory, open all the doors to the swimming pool!